Watching Mike Birbiglia (comedian) on Netflix tonight. Again, comedians state that men are pigs. Mike asks “have you masturbated while driving?” Yep. We had brunch with NY friends from college time who were back in town a couple weeks ago. One of Bro-Dude friends from college ‘bated at his old college job regularly because he was bored, his now-wife knew, didn’t care. We do because we have to.. to keep that pressure down. If we didn’t take care of ourselves, you ladies would really be in trouble…But I have NEVER played the Peanut Butter Game with my dog. Pinky swear! I’m a pervert. I look at women. I like women. I LOOOVE my wife. I LOOOOOVE my wife’s butt. I gave her the ole’ “pencil” sharpener in the top of her crack with my finger when she bent over this weekend and showed some plumber’s crack. She screamed. I laughed! I am a pig. My wife still loves me. I embrace my (current) porn star ‘stache (MoVember) and butt my head with my kids at times, because sometimes that’s what dads need to do. I lead my house. I am a pig. I am a man. I am an Average Married Dad. If you aren’t these things, why not?